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Ways to Pass a Drug Test Quick

When time is of the essence and your piss depends on it, utilize ways to pass a drug test quick.

I remember the first time I got drug tested at work. It was a "surprise" that was given to us with 24 hours advance notice, and I was terrified. This was a job I couldn't lose. 

Much like yourself, I was worried that I wouldn't pass it—primarily because I had gone on a bit of a bender and there seemed like there was no way to actually skirt the issue. It'd be a bit strange to just call in sick that day, right? 

Thankfully, it didn't take me too long to learn that there are many ways to pass a drug test quick—as in, 24 hours quick. To save you a lot of trouble with researching drug tests, I decided to put some of the better remedies together on a single page. Enjoy!

Before we get into the ways to pass a drug test, you need to understand what's up.

There are many ways to pass a drug test quick—but most of those methods will only work for urine tests. Blood tests and hair tests are simply more sensitive, and that can mean that even the most aggressive attempts might not work. 

THC is what most drug tests will check for when screening for cannabis. THC is stored in fat cells, and the more you smoke, the more THC will be stored there. 

In order to make the urine tests come out clear, you have to do something to burn away the fat cells or dilute the amount of THC in your system. Not doing so means it will just sit there until your natural metabolism will do something to get rid of it. 

That's why really hardcore smokers can test positive for cannabis for 30 days after they've last smoked, and why moderate smokers can fail drug tests two weeks after they've last smoked. 

In the following ways to pass a drug test, you will be using a number of methods that will work to stress your body. 

So, while they will work, it won't always be fun to deal with. You may get drowsy, irritable, and be glued to your bathroom for a while—and that's just what's going to happen. It's a detox. 

One of the most common ways to pass a drug test involves detoxing.

We all know about detoxes. The easiest way to do it is to drink a lot of water, exercise, and just ingest things that get THC out of your system. By diluting it and making an effort to actually burn the rest out of their bodies, most potheads end up getting a decent chance at passing a drug test. 

That being said, there are a lot of different ways to pass a drug test that involve a detox. Here are some of the most common detox options that are, allegedly, ways to pass a drug test fairly quickly. 

High Fiber Diets

The majority of THC seems to be removed from the body through feces. Having high fiber diets will make you poop more—which is why it seems like a fairly smart method to detox. 

There are many ways to pass a drug test quick using fiber, but it's not as quick as other methods. This is because fiber will take a while to actually go through your system, so while it may help you drop a deuce, it would take a lot of time to fully clear out your system. 

In other words, do not try this as a 24 hour solution alone. Use it in combination with a number of other drug test-passing methods out there. 

Eating fruit pectin is the most common high fiber diet people use to pass a drug test. This is the fiber that makes jelly gel-like. The way it's done is to mix fruit pectin with an electrolyte fruit drink. This causes bowel movements, which in turn causes you to lose THC. 

To use this method, take a packet of Sure-Jell, mix it with 32 ounces of Gatorade, and add that to a gallon of water. Then, drink up throughout the day. 

Detox Drinks

It seems like the hippies who came up with the idea of detoxing were onto something. Detox drinks have a lot of anecdotal evidence that suggests they work. From what we can tell, they work to both remove THC from your system and dilute your urine. 

That being said, these only really work if you are taking a urine test. However, there are many ways to pass a drug test quick with detox drinks—or even using ingredients found in detox drinks. 

Here are some of the better detox ingredients out there when you're looking to pass a short-notice drug test:

  • Niacin. The jury is still out on whether niacin cleanses actually work. Some say they do, others say they don't. Niacin does cause you to pee pretty heavily, and if you drink it with water, it will make your pee diluted. As a result, it's a good option to consider, especially short-term. 
  • Clear Choice Rescue Cleanse. This is the go-to for many potheads looking to pass a drug test. In fact, it's reputation stands on being one of the best ways to pass a drug test quick. It usually will work within 24 hours, and will result in a passed test for most light to moderate users. Heavy users may find their test passed or failed, depending on their metabolism. Simply put, if you're hardcore into marijuana, you'll need to mix this with other stuff on this list. 
  • Bentonite Clay. This is known for absorbing toxins, and can be enjoyed by drinking a glass of water with a spoonful of it in there. Some also have used it as a bathtime additive, but it's safe to say that won't be enough for a detox. 
  • Other Detox Drinks. We all know head shops sell them. How good they are will vary, so it's best to just ask a professional. 

Fake Urine

Yes, one of the best ways to pass a drug test quick is to fake your urine. There are companies out there that offer faux urine samples, and even give you "incognito belts" that can help you stock the urine near you so that it looks like you're peeing. 

That being said, there's always a chance that you may end up getting caught using a fake sample. If it doesn't have a normal color, doesn't have urea and uric acid, or if its pH is really off, the sample you give may be rejected. 

Remember—there are many ways to pass a drug test quick, but none of them are guaranteed.

The truth is that there's no 100% surefire way to pass a drug test—not even a urine test. If you do have to have a drug test, it's best to find out as soon as possible and to prepare ahead of time. Time is an issue; so make sure that you have as much time as possible to pass that test. 

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