Alex Bernier

Bought the ticket, missed the ride, then tripped down the rabbit hole and woke up stranded with you in this strange matrix.


Anatomy of an Active Stoner 6
25 days ago
Previously on Anatomy of an Active Stoner
Anatomy of an Active Stoner 5
a month ago
Previously on Anatomy of an Active Stoner: Sunday Morning. Sunday, 1:39 pm A massive gray cloud hovers over the city park to conquer its sky. Victory rain ensues. What an efficient crowd repellent. The place empties faster than a dull stand-up comedy. Everybody runs off into their cars or underneath the nearest rooftop, faces sad and angry. There are worst things in life than getting wet fully-clothed. The weather is so out of my control I see no reason to waste mental resources on a negative em...
Anatomy of an Active Stoner 4
2 months ago
Previously on Anatomy of an Active Stoner Sunday 7:30 am, 1995 "Time for Sunday school, wake up." My mom's voice snaps me out of my dream. I hate Sundays more than anything in this world - My two single days of freedom after being locked up all week long cut short by this church class business. I want to sleep in, watch cartoons and play outside, not sit down for hours listening to the robed man talk about people I do not care for one bit. How could these magicians act in my best interest when a...
Anatomy of an Active Stoner 3: The Charity Banquet
2 months ago
Previously on Anatomy of an Active Stoner: Episode 1 Episode 2 Saturday night, 7:30 A generic Android ringtone pulls me out of my reverie. I look at the Dr.Dre Chronic 2001 clock on my wall. What the ...
Anatomy of an Active Stoner 2
2 months ago
Part 1: 5:30-9:30 am Saturday 10:00 am, I step into my workout space after another fifteen-minute Headspace meditation to fire up my nervous system and level the morning's cone of Super Silver Haze, N...