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10 Free Things to Do While Super Baked

Try them all!

Hey, stoners! I am here to tell you some great little things to do at least once while stoned. All of these are free so you don’t have to worry about spending a dime! And away we go!

 

#1: Hot water is the best water!

Taking a shower feels so amazing after a long stressful day, now add being mega stoned on top of that and it’s the best thing you will ever experience. I would recommend adding this to your nighttime routine and putting on some of your favorite tunes can really amplify the experience.

#2: Lights on or off?

Yes, sex. I mean sober sex is great but high? Your senses are on fire, your body is so relaxed and ready. This is also great for those women like myself who have had children whether naturally or c-section. It really helps relax the vaginal muscles making sex a lot more pleasurable for you. You can also buy lube with THC in it which you can find at some dispensaries. Cannabismo being one of them.

#3: Xbox or PS4?

Video games! I feel like this one is obvious but one of my favourite things to do while I am stoned. Mario, Left 4 Dead, Borderlands, etc. Whatever your taste is, it’s a must!

#4: Work it!

Working out is great for you, and smoking a good Sativa before a workout would be icing on the ironic cake. Smoking will help relax your muscles and give you the energy you need to make it through your workout. No, you don’t need to go to a gym. You could simply download some free apps onto your phone or scroll through the at home workouts on Pinterest.

#5: These boots are made for walking!

Nature walks, mall walks, park walks. Going for a nice walk while stoned is a great way to start or end your day. If you have a dog then you likely have to go for walks anyways so why not light up a joint and hit the hiking trails? You get exercised and stoned all at once! And if you are working on weight loss then this will help a lot!

#6: Smoke Tricks!

Even if you can't do a french inhale yet doesn’t mean you never will! When I get super stoned I have a blast trying to do a bunch of different smoke tricks. So far the only one I am close to doing is the dragon but I am working on my french inhale! Then I plan to try doing basic O’s. YouTube is full of videos of people teaching you how to do awesome smoke tricks, and there are some awesome tricks out there!

#7: Cheech and Chong vs Evil!

Comedy movies are great while high but girl have you seen a scary movie high? It is honestly the scariest thing you will ever do in your life, but it is so worth the scare! As long as you don’t have a good heart that is. Watching a good scary movie while stoned is my favorite thing to do and it definitely should be on your stoner bucket list!

#8: ShAne Who?

Conspiracy theories bitch! Yes! This high makes you believe actually all of them, but that’s okay because it’s free! You can find so many people on YouTube who talk about conspiracy theories, and you can find some crazy ones! The theories, not the YouTubers. My two favorites are Shane Dawson, of course, he is queen! But, also Kendall Rae. I definitely recommend those two! #NotSponsed.

After watching them Tweet us @thehypepipe to tell me your favorite one conspiracy theories.

#9: I am never leaving the house again…

Just kidding! But watching crime documentaries high on YouTube. I mean, not all serial killers are like Dexter. Some murders never get solved, like some bodies are never even been found. It’s crazy! And being home alone, high as shit, and watching these. It’s make you so paranoid but so fascinated. I don’t know, maybe it’s not your thing to watch that type of thing but I would definitely recommend you check out Shane Dawson's creepy videos and Criminally Listed videos! I have been watching so many of the criminally listed ones but sometimes I get so fucking scared that I have to turn it off and watch SilencedHippie or Arend get high on YouTube!

#10: Get super stoned and write a list of 100 Things to Do Stoned!

This was super fun! And I definitely recommend you try this!

100 Things to Do Stoned

  1. Take a shower
  2. Sex
  3. Take a bath
  4. Workout
  5. Go for a walk
  6. Go for a run
  7. Go for a jog
  8. Watch scary movies
  9. Watch YouTube
  10. Do your makeup
  11. Clean your house
  12. Go for a hike
  13. Swimming
  14. Grocery Shopping
  15. Take out the garbage
  16. Play a video game
  17. Play a card game
  18. Play board game
  19. Watching funny movies
  20. Watch sad movies
  21. Sing
  22. Play guitar
  23. Play the drums
  24. Smoke more weed
  25. Bake a pie
  26. Make Apple Sauce
  27. Roll a joint
  28. Clean your bong
  29. Sleep
  30. Write a blog
  31. Record a podcast
  32. Record a video
  33. Move
  34. Write a book
  35. Cook dinner
  36. Cook breakfast
  37. Cook lunch
  38. In that order
  39. Start a garden
  40. Grow Weed
  41. Make a list of 100 things to do while high
  42. Smoke a joint out of your bong
  43. Trust me it’s a thing, I do it
  44. Take a bubble bath
  45. Make bread
  46. Sext
  47. Take selfies
  48. Take sexy selfies
  49. Take sexy bong selfies
  50. Smoke more weed
  51. Bake a cake
  52. Snapchat
  53. Tweet
  54. Scroll through Facebook
  55. Think back to seventh grade and cringe
  56. Download Whisper
  57. Scroll through Whisper
  58. Carve a pumpkin
  59. Text your mom
  60. Hi mom
  61. Yes I am
  62. Refill your lighters
  63. Read a book
  64. Scroll through Pinterest
  65. Watch Conspiracy theories
  66. Watch true crime documentaries
  67. Watch Untold stories of the ER
  68. Watch sex sent me to the ER
  69. 69
  70. Go to ER
  71. Watch Dora
  72. Find Nemo
  73. Find Dory
  74. Go online shopping
  75. Do your hair
  76. Write a song
  77. Dance
  78. Relive your emo days
  79. Join the black parade
  80. Walk a boulevard of broken dreams
  81. Panic at the disco
  82. Drink some tea
  83. Go trick or treating
  84. Make a business plan
  85. Do laundry
  86. Wash your tub
  87. Clean your fridge
  88. Make a smoke buddy
  89. Do smoke tricks
  90. Smoke 100 bowls
  91. I mean hits not bowls
  92. Cuddle your pet
  93. Or pillow if you’re like me and your boyfriend won’t let you get a dog
  94. Eat popcorn
  95. Go see a movie
  96. Jk you don’t have money
  97. Get cozy for a scary movie
  98. Charge your phone
  99. Get water
  100. Eat Cereal

So, I hope you try all of these awesome activities while super stoned! Please keep in mind I write all of my blog posts super baked so I apologize for how it turns out. Anyways, I hope you enjoyed your read and please be sure to follow @thehypepipe on Instagram and Twitter for some amazing Cannabis posts! And follow @thehypepipe on Soundcloud to listen to our Podcasts! Stay Stoned my friends! 

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